FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Doubleday Baseball League is excited to announce a change in ownership for the Los Angeles Dodgers. TheBetterLookingGinter will officially take over operations of the Dodgers organization effective immediately.

As part of their vision for the future, TheBetterLookingGinter has announced plans to relocate the Dodgers’ AAA affiliate to Naperville. While the location has been selected, the team name is still under consideration and will be announced at a later date.

In a unique twist, the DBL now boasts two Ginters in its ownership ranks. To avoid confusion, remember: Ginter runs the Pittsburgh Pirates, while TheBetterLookingGinter has taken the reins of the Dodgers. As for which one is actually better looking… we’ll let you be the judge.

It’s worth noting that Ginter had been overseeing the Dodgers on an interim basis while the league searched for a permanent owner. So if TheBetterLookingGinter notices anything amiss with the roster, they won’t have to look far to find out who to blame.

“We’re thrilled to welcome TheBetterLookingGinter to the Dodgers,” said DBL Commissioner. “Their energy and fresh perspective will no doubt make an impact on this historic franchise.”

Stay tuned for updates as the Dodgers embark on this exciting new era of leadership.